Sunday, October 18, 2009


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You wake up late, 11:02 AM, to find no newspaper being delivered in the house, Diwali break! Make your bed and arrange your laptop and stuff. Its time for the 'morning walk'. Headphones in your ears and you are busy walking round the garden footpath, listening to that English punk, romance, soft rock and electronic stuff while letting your brain fantasize about the drifs along some nice boulevard, a coffe cup in Central Delhi, walk down South Delhi malls and that stage performance ending in a proposal to your dream girl.

Suddenly a call breaks the fantasies and you are back in real world! Guddu asks you to come to another park, you should walk some rounds with her. As we walk the talk and discuss some 'serious' issues the phone rings again! It's Abhishek, still recovering from dual heart-break. He asks to get ready to leave for Divya's house as we have to meet his father who is just out of hospital after getting treatment. You argue over the timing but can't borrow more time than 12. You quickly call Piyush and ask him to reach your home by 12 and meanwhile take bath and brunch.

12:20, Piyush is here and you have no time, even to discuss his 10 month effort growing those lovely shoulder length curls as he strives to correct popular opinion of IIT people being nerds, geeks and dorks, since Abhishek must be at bus stand and you as usual will be target of his blames for being late. Leaving apart the 'tension' of being tagged 'late-comer', you and Piyush talk things. And it is going to be a sexy day, as you brag having knocked 6 or may be 7 hapless night-owls during single chat session last night. Abhishek is obviously target of pranks before you meet him. Reach the meeting point and this time Abhi is smart enough to not wait for you and make you walk towards his house, time teaches. As you meet this estrogen starved hunk, you are all but praise for him as he looks smart in that black ironed shirt and blue denim. :D

You take route 801 to Dabri Mod. And obviously it in itself is an experience to have a ride on almost endangered, rickety, 'no horn' old DTC buses. Get tickets and sit to talk. Chocolate you got is still not eaten and Divya should be given his share! We reach the place soon, nobody noticed but the bus probably made no noise. You call Divya to recieve us as you learn that volleyball was a game invented, or probably designed for athletic old guys and not teenagers neither young adults! :( As Divya comes with two guys you are terrified at the thought of being beaten in an unknown territory, but for the time being you are pleased that your favourite game is no more being humilated in a modest way.

In Divya Prakash's house its time to get a bit serious as it is learnt that it was a major health care issue that his father has gone through and prevention is always better than cure! Learning all the details, RBCs, WBCs, plattelets and ECGs and all those big things that only those white coat wearing big docs know better than you but all pretend to have learnt them over years. You share your concerns but are obviously hapless as the best you can do is to advice or better let the person have rest and not visit them frequently. Enough of Sanskaar TV, guys make move to have some chat with Mr. DPS.

Well cricket is hot discussion topic, not scores but play! Mind it you don't know who Andrew Symonds is but an off-spin is what you know how to throw! There are ingenious talks about pads and l-guards and then talks are about football and yeah the room has a PC with an 'active MTNL' internet connection! Broadband means minimum 256kbps, but if you are able to log into Gmail and chat fluent, its a nice deal.

So here you go, happy-go-lucky. It surely is not a good start for Miss Raj Laksmi, teacher's-most-obedient-student-in-school-day-girl, as Abhishek pranks her by coming up with quite bold and assertive talks, engrossing all in the thing and later pranking us too! She downplays the things to the best but soon it is out-of-her-wits to stand the wicked things as her statement, "Shastri sir is not OK abhi bhi? Or is he out of home?", tells that she is not able to take more of it!

Well here is this girl, one of the heart-breakers, online and Abhishek just gets you into the things because of your so-called experience at wooing girls online! Well you must confess you are not good at it as you just know to have simple chats that are amusing but thrown to a challenge you had to do it, and as you are supposed to be good at it, it ought to be fun! This girl in some NIT was quite kool in start but went hesitant in later parts of chats as she probably was convinced that Abhishek is really serious about her and the group had to act out fastly to not let things go too haywire! Soon she was reassured that it was all prank and it is supposed that she must be happy that you were good fun and she got so many admirers, though Abhishek was worried a bit too much, and obviously he must be. Well almost forgot, but Piyush and Abhishek try to dupe you of the whole packet of Dairy Milk as you are 'busy' setting a girl for later.

On way back to home you talk all things but girls, you have to make carriers so GPAs, placements, prospects are to be discussed. Get to meet Abhi's parents. It always is fun to be with this really frank family :) Lovely are these people as you need not listen to those daily big doses of serious talk and obviously you learn that you are someone to be trusted upon! You love that Kaju-Katli and cold drink. Abhi you are great at making sketches and it is still unknown if Emma Watson was more beautiful or, being formal, you were more cute in childhood.

Back in home you are again aloof not knowing what to do. Having newly learnt patience and practiced happiness you enjoy this lazy day, checking laptop, talking and doing almost all things you hardly expect of yourself! :D


  1. well , i know it i am no good at wooing girls online. so i am just dumping the idea at the back seat for a really long time. The writing is really good. it bacame more spicy due to the girl and chocolate part with a bit seriousness from divya's father's tradegy. on the whole ......
    the post got all the things needed for attention and entertainment. we should write some novel together :D

  2. yeah novel is a nice idea. Only one thing is missing in our life, money! Vo bhi aa jayegi :) Kool na?

  3. I agree 'relationship' is missing, but there are strings of flings, one-sided, two-sided unfulfilled and more... :D

    Sorry Miss A***a, you were pretty convinced!

  4. quite unn sexy post!! ahh .. I loved some of the one liners .. stirred a bit of fun and liveliness..."Abhi you are great at making sketches and it is still unknown if Emma Watson was more beautiful or, being formal, you were more cute in childhood."
    haha!! nice nice.. may be he was cuter :P
    I guess this one's one of your lively posts.. these days you seem to be in full form of fun.. i appreciate the same.. dont be more serious until and unless situation demands,, now dont think if thats the situation or not..just let it go like that,,,
    Nice post overall!
    Please stay away from serious headbanging posts.. i will love to read the fun you post!!
    So whats next in the run? ;)

    and all the best for the girl,... to all those who need :P :D

  5. So here I learn we are really wicked guys and "I can't help it!" doesn't work for me!

    For me it is "I decide and I do" what works the best, atleast it keeps me moving! :D

    And Debz to be frank and really true, girls are really easy things but it depends on us if we want tohave just flings or get serious in the things! :D :) ;)

  6. Lolz I know nobody likes vo bakwaas, but truly spaeaking you guys never told! And even I don't like that shit! :D Abhi time to bajao some band! :)

    Bang Bang Bigolo Tam Tam Tikolo

    Holla only Nilabh's comment is missing!

  7. No itz not like dat
    ....datz not bakwas..wo bhi post ache the

    Obv everytime funny post.... not possible ree [:D] ....

    but try 2 make fun of dat serious situation
    u knw Black Comedy?
    dats it [:)]

  8. This post was a raap taap tikolo stuff :D
    Bigolo with gigolo ho gaya is post :P now people will wonder that what am I talking about..?
    Oh well you better ask manik about it..coz its a part of toy Lang. :P :))

    Very Nice post, and now I'm sad that I missed that. :( (Damn I need to wake up early in the morning :D)
    anyways Kabhi aur dekh lenge..
    and abhishek you never told me that you were serious about this girl :O :O
    You asshole I will kick hard in the B**** B-) :D :P

    Mil bete ek baari teri baja daali jaayegi..aur manik haramkhor le meri comment aa gayi :P
    Happy..?? :D

    Now the count is 11 including my comment and soon it will 12 after your :))

    Keep up the good work. :)
    Take care.

  9. Hey Manik,

    Even I knew u from debz' blog..comments and all..thanks for stopping by...and the read...

    I didnt read ur blog yet...but whenever I get time....would definitely love to read it...surely promises to be exciting...


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